Deuces wild: Scullyism for two balls, two strikes, two outs.
Little nubber: Scullyism for weak rolling hit. Also, players' pet name for Fox reporter Ken Rosenthal.
Refill: Something snack bars never give.
Re-Phil: What Manager Ryne Sandberg will do next season in Philadelphia.
Strained oblique: Strained stomach (see "oink").
Tommy John surgery: Procedure to repair an elbow ligament, usually in a pitcher.
Farmer John surgery: Procedure for making a Dodger Dog edible, usually involving a quart of mustard and extra relish.
The wave: Antiquated but beloved expression of fan boredom or joy, mimicking the swirling action seen in stadium toilets. Detested by purists.
Beach balls: See "the wave."
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Purists: People who detest things real people love.
Balk: Mistake in pitching motion with runner(s) on base. Penalty: Runner(s) advance one base.
Beer balk: When the dude in front of you doesn't decide what he wants till he reaches the snack counter despite having waited in line 20 minutes. Penalty: Ejection.
Squeeze: Something teenagers do to keep warm. Archaic, a bunt with a runner on third (rarely seen today).
Garlic fries: After baseball, God's greatest work.