Best & Worst of the American Music Awards

“We just wanted the [Pussycat Dolls] to be chic, romantic, feminine, and sexy,” said designer Christian Siriano, who made the ladies’ gowns, on the red carpet tonight.

Translation? “We tried to make the Pussycat Dolls look classy for once.” Can you imagine the mayhem that ensued when Siriano confiscated their fishnets and hot pants?